:rofl:sadly don't know anyone with chickens,but I did consider having chickens.problem is ,as put by my daughter ,mum what are you going to do if you get a poorly chicken,wring its neck or take it to the vet. Take it to the vet being the answer here ,it might take a lot of eggs to break even on costs.plus running heating in a chicken coop or crocheting little jackets for them.
I had a friend stay for a few months between houses.who left a bike at the front of the house to collect later and that was over a year ago.There are several reasons why I,m not going to ride the bike,shredded tyres no brakes being two of them.So I,ve planted flowers in the saddlebag.Not that I,m suggesting you decorate the offending bike at all.
Its a good thing I,m a nice person.this afternoon I was in the garden and I heard said neighbour call for help.Assuming someone in the house would hear and she was just calling to help carry something or open the door I ignored it,but the calls got more frantic, but not overly distressed but clearly no one was helping so I shouted hello can I help you. and she said can you come round please.Got round there and she was hanging out the bathroom window. Turns out they were both doing something in the bathroom and shut the door which doesn't have handles yet but does have the catch fitted.So they were locked in there.lucky for them I had a handle that fit the hole and was able to open it,but just for a split second the lass angelic side of me (yes there is one
) wondered how long I could string it out.